I fell off the roof!

My superstar visiting teaching companion said the funniest thing recently. We were talking on the phone and she didn't sound like her normal peppy self. I asked her how she was feeling and she said "well, I fell off the roof today." I said, "you WHAT?" She said "oh that's how I say I started my period."

I laughed hysterically.

Today, I was talking to my sister Jen in Hawaii (where I will be in 13 days) and she said "I fell off the roof today." Since I am Gullible Gertie, I said "you WHAT?" And then we both laughed hysterically.

It really is kind of enjoyable to describe "that time of the month" by saying you fell off the roof. Here are some fun examples:

• I was doing sharing time in Primary and I fell off the roof.
• I fell off the roof at work today - it was awful!
• I woke up in the middle of the night and I fell off the roof.

Feel free to comment with some other possible scenarios -- it's really very fun.

Why single women are still single.

Edited to add...apparently there is an f-bomb shown on the screen and I didn't know it. I'm so sorry to have corrupted any of you. So listen but don't look at the screen. SORRY!

Heard this on the radio today -- it's totally worth taking 4:28 out of your day to listen.

Hormones & a little TV

Okay, if you're not a girl, just stop reading. You won't get it and it's okay. Come back another day (just not in another 26 days or so.)

So this has been the worst "time of the month" for me in a really long time. It began with unexplained tears beginning last Friday night and continuing throughout the weekend. Then Sunday night I couldn't sleep. I just laid there, crying and thinking, "I'm ignored and invisible." It was awful.

Monday night? More insomnia, minus the tears. I was awake until at least 1 AM. At least on one of those nights "While You Were Sleeping" came on TNT. That's a "happy place" movie for me and it calmed me down and I was out soon after it started. I've since caught up on my sleep but I'm still feeling sort of blah about life. Hopefully I'll get back to normal soon because it's totally cutting into my blogging.

TV update: Legally Blonde - Natalie is my new favorite. Bachelorette? Hating DeAnna more and more each week. And why is Jesse even still around? They hug like they're brother and sister and he won't even kiss her even though she basically was telling him to with her eyes and lip-licking. Stupid boy. SYTYCD - love it. Katee and Joshua are my favorites. Love them. I didn't like anything last night as much as I loved their "No Air" routine last week (the best EVER!)

And that's that.