Twitter freaks

For some unexplained and unknown reason, I opened a Twitter account last week. I did nothing but open the account, look at Ashton Kutcher's page, check my friend Tyler's page and that was it. I posted nothing.

That evening, I got this in my email:


Okay, Konstantine, thanks! Someone was so interested in my name that they decided to follow me. Nice. A few minutes later, this email arrived:


This guy/gal is obviously selling something. Phhht. Whatever. A couple of days later, this arrived:


Who follows random people? Seriously? I thought Twitter was an excuse to obnoxiously text your friends and/or stalk celebrities. Isn't it? Okay, finally, this email showed up in my inbox:

Um, how do I delete my account????