This is my confession

I may or may not have switched the tags and traded gifts with someone who is on vacation until January and has no idea we were given said gifts.

Why?  Well, I wanted the scent she was given:

instead of the one I was given:

Would it help to know that she can't have anything scented in her house because of allergies and will more than likely just give it away?

Yeah, that worked for me.  It also worked for my other coworker who decided she wanted my original candle so she traded the vacationing co-worker too.

Yeah, yeah, we'll tell her what we did. 

Probably.

My confession.

Dear you know who,

I have to confess a lie. It was a lie on the Sabbath which we all know is the WORST! When you called and asked if I was ready for church, I said "of course." But truly, I was in my pajamas and I hadn't washed my hair since Thursday. I could tell by your voice what you needed to hear, so I lied. And come on, we all know friends are more important than clean hair.

Now I have to go back to watching "The Bachelor" with my hands over my eyes. Cute Jason has kissed like 4 different girls tonight and it's only week 2! Holy cow, this show embarrasses me but I cannot stop watching it.

Love you forever,
me