A list of why's

• Why are the receipts from Lowe's so freakin long? I bought one item and the receipt is literally 21 inches long. Yes, I measured.
• Why is it so much easier to keep my house clean since I prettified my living room?
• Why does this recipe say it makes 24 cupcakes but no matter how hard I tried, I could only get it to make 20?
• Why did I buy TWO copies of the same movie? You're thinking it must be a 4 star AFI top 100 movie, aren't you? Um, no. It's Grease 2! I'm thinking it'll have to be a blog candy prize at some point. Better tell your friends to get on my blog bandwagon now!
• Why does it seem like there are no normal, decent, single men in my general age range?
• Why do people feel like they can wear tiny little dresses to work when they probably shouldn't?
• Why do my roots grow out (grow in?) so fast?
• Why is this stuff mixed with cream cheese so dang good? Is it sweet? Is it spicy? Why, it's both!
• Why do I sometimes doubt promptings from the Spirit?
• Why was I blessed with such amazing friends?
• Why haven't I bought something cute and fun to wear to church on Easter?
• Why does American Express send me an application for a credit card every couple of weeks?
• Why doesn't everyone use online bill pay?
• Why did I overcook my 20 cupcakes?
• Why did I let myself run out of cereal?
• Why doesn't my upstairs neighbor get a non-squeaking bed? Let's just say, I'm SO glad she hasn't had a boyfriend in awhile.
• Why do I suck at goodbyes?
• Why can't my mom figure out sudoku?
• Why can't I get rid of the mugs that came with my dishes when I haven't used them once in the 10 years or so that I've had them?
• Why can't I get into "Wives and Daughters?"
• Why did I increase my Netflix subscription to unlimited when I tend to keep movies for far too long?
• Why aren't my eyelashes growing back any faster?
• Why am I still awake?