Bye, bye, bye Gia

Lindsey and Holly have mad Bachelor watching skillz. They are way better at this than I am. Why? Because they don't have unrealistic expectations when it comes to this stuff. I on the other hand always have unrealistic expectations. ALWAYS. So even though everything about this show is irritating me, I made a commitment to you, my six readers, to finish out this season and I'm gonna do it.

But first, please tell me you all read last week's US Weekly? Lots of good Bachelor trash in there.

Okay, here's what I thought about while watching this week's show:

1. Gia was too quiet to be a contestant/finalist on this show and I'm still surprised she lasted as long as she did. You need a personality besides just a hot body to be on this show and I'm surprised nobody told her that beforehand.

2. Vienna's hair weave is quite possibly the ugliest thing I've seen in awhile (well, next to Shaun White's scary girl hair on the Olympics. Shaun, you are amazing but that is so not a good look. At. All.) Sorry. Back to the show. The way Vienna had her hair pulled back this week was awful and all it did was emphasize that her hair is not all hers. Why can't people be happy with short hair? Short hair is cute. Bad weaves are not cute.

3. Why oh why did they show Jake talking to Vienna about what kind of ring she would want? I'm guessing he talked to Tenley and Gia about rings too. I mean, the producers probably told him to talk to all three of them about rings. Unless of course it really IS going to be Vienna for the win. (Perish the thought.)

4. I like Jake less and less every week. Yes he is nice eye candy but he has that whole Brad Womack/stilted/bad acting way of talking. I can hardly stand to listen to the scripted stuff that comes out of his mouth.

5. I'd love to go to St. Lucia. Mmmm pretty.

6. Jake dancing like a white guy in the street with Gia? Horrible. I'm scarred for life after watching that.

7. Licking? We had to see Vienna & Jake licking each other? Gross. She is just yucky. There is nothing about her that's NOT yucky. The weave, the horrible makeup, the tattoo, the stupid teenaged girl ruffled bikini. Nothing.

8. I still like Tenley but her voice is challenging to listen to so that's why I'm thinking it'll be Ali for the Bachelorette. That and the fact that Ali = snotty/snippy drama whereas Tenley seems to be sweet as sugar. We know sweet and nice does not equal good TV, right?

Next week is the girls tell all episode which means they'll have all sorts of made up stuff to prove Rozlyn really was messing around with the producer AND more crazy Michelle stuff. That should be totally awesome!