The end is near...the Bachelor recap

Thoughts I had after watching "The Women Tell All" special last night:

1. Even though it was nice they were doing charity work, the past contestants just seem sad. Shouldn't they maybe move on from this whole Bachelor thing instead of just getting drunk and making out with each other?

2. I still find Matt Grant extremely yummy.

3. I like Gia a lot more after watching her segment of the show last night, especially when she spoke up to Rozlyn.

4. Poor Michelle. How sad to not have a clue at all.

5. I like Ali better than before. She just seemed genuine and honest. I even believed the stuff she said about Vienna (still don't like Vienna but I think Ali was being truthful.)

6. Oh my GOSH. I cannot stand Rozlyn. First of all, do NOT insult my boyfriend, Chris Harrison! What the heck? Why do you treat him like he's gum on the bottom of your shoe? You are not better than him so quit trying to act like you are. And did you love how my boyfriend Chris Harrison was so obviously trying to check his temper and not haul off and hit her during her segments? And what in the heck was that crack about my boyfriend Chris Harrison hitting on the fired producer's wife? Why? Where on earth did that come from? I love how she totally rehearsed all of her snappy one-liners. Poor, angry, deluded Rozlyn. She's a horrible liar and I cannot believe she dropped the whole "on my child's life..." to try and prove she was telling the truth. I'm guessing she doesn't get invited to the next Bachelor reunion/charity event.

7. It's too bad Valishia didn't get more air time and that she's isn't the next Bachelorette. She's got a nice girl/good head on her shoulders vibe.

8. Jason & Molly's wedding is gonna get huge ratings. Why? It's on the night after the Oscars. Imagine how many ads they are going to run on Oscar night. My eyes are rolling into the back of my head.

9. Jake's "heart was crying" when he said goodbye to Gia? Holy cow. That line made me laugh. And when my boyfriend Chris Harrison asked Jake if he was happy with his decision, Jake did not answer that question like a man who is blissfully, head over heels in love. Hmmm. Next week is gonna be GOOD!

10. I loved the bloopers. My boyfriend Chris Harrison can't really sing and those girls were pretty dang funny. Instead of a two hour women tell all show next time, just show us more bloopers, okay?