I know it's redundant but I have more to say to these Bachelor people...thus, more letters this week!
Dear Producers,
Is it really necessary to choose dates that cause the people who go on them such pain? Know what else? Watching them is not that fun for the viewer either. More cool airplane ride/classic car/70s rock band dates please.
Dear Michelle,
I'm glad you think you're so attractive and how that makes you the total opposite of Vienna. How about next reality show you're on, just say "I'm pretty, she's ugly" and I'll respect you a lot more. Oh and when you have to say "I'm not desperate?" It actually means you totally are. And finally, I may not date as much as you so I'm probably guessing here but I think it's probably not a good idea to tell guys you've known for two weeks "I really, really, really want a husband." Michelle, I know it's TV and there's editing involved but you sure came off like a psycho nutjob on this show. Like I said last week, please consider therapy. I'm hoping you get your crazy reined in before you start giving your mom some grandbabies. Just my two cents...
Dear Ella,
I'm totally jealous you got to go to Sea World but what were you wearing on that date? A tunic as a dress and slouchy boots? Not your cutest outfit. I know you're only 29 but seriously, you look and act 10 years older than Jake (and I know it has nothing to do with the fact that you're a mom.) I'd love to help with your makeover so call me!
Elizabeth, Elizabeth, Elizabeth...
Admit it. You ARE a tease. Sorry but you might need to talk to a counselor too...maybe someone will offer a bachelor reject group rate. I'd love to see you get that whole kiss me/don't kiss me thing figured out for next time, okay?
Dear Jake,
You really like Vienna that much?
Seriously? No really. SERIOUSLY???
Dear everyone else,
Lose the wenchy, whiny, pouty faces. And I know it's hard but just stop griping to Jake about the girls you don't like. It makes you look ugly and we don't like watching ugly people. We're all about the pretty here. Plus it made that horribly painful to watch stand up "comedy" date probably the worst segment of this show I've ever had to sit through.
Here's hoping next week is more fun to watch!
xoxo
Jeanelle
3 comments:
LOVE IT. Man, this show was the best by far. ELIZABETH is clueless...so glad she's gone. MICHELLE is a freak. I was dying the whole time "he kicked me to the curb!" YOU ASKED FOR IT GIRL. The comedy club was horrible. I felt for those girls. Still rooting on Ali and Tenley. The only cute normal girls. I love that Jake was getting overwhelmed...too much drama and estrogen. I would go crazy too with all those girls!!!!!! Guys think it's a dream to be with all those girls. Uh-uh, no no...draaaaaaaaaama!! xoxo
I think I like reading your commentary more than I would like watching the show (if we even had tv). It gets my imagination going -- I'm coming up with soap operas in my head that I bet beat the actual action on the show. :)
Don't you think that Jake gets more attractive by the minute? I mean, I really just didn't give him enough credit being a cornball. He's a good looking cornball who doesn't seem nearly as cornball-ish as before.
I love your letters. Michelle needs to be institutionalized fo sho.
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