The Bachelor - Jake

If I was a great blogger rather than a lazy blogger, I'd add pictures. But I am what I am so what you're getting are my random thoughts from watching tonight's premiere:

• Jake has a really great smile
• Did they truly play a Muzak version of "On the Wings of Love?" I know it's the show's subtitle but seriously? It brought me back to the Office episode when they had the bird funeral and Dwight played that song on his recorder.
• Um, he obviously prefers very well-endowed ladies. Yikes.
• Vienna wins my vote for best crazy eyed contestant
• Elizabeth the nanny with the football? Stunningly beautiful.
• Kristina who brought in the jelly beans? Tacky and rude but I liked her more as the night went on.
• Channy's comment she translated from Cambodian? Sick and so unnecessary. So glad she didn't make it.
• Oh my gosh - crazy Michelle? Freakazoid. I want to be your copilot in the end? Gag. Every reality show needs a whack job, I guess.

Oh the scenes for the upcoming season are SO good. A contestant has an affair with someone working on show? Someone has been married and has kids and nobody knows? Jake walks out of an interview? Jake cries? Is the final show in Hawaii? Wherever it is, it's beautiful and I can't wait to see what happens!

I think Elizabeth was my favorite with Ali a close second. They both seemed "real." Jury is still out on Tenley the crying/kissing girl who got the first impression rose.

Holly is going to blog her own recap and hers will be MUCH better than mine, I'm sure! Go read her blog on Tuesday...but wait, don't forget to enter my giveaway if you haven't already!